Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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Comments (160)
Blueglasscup 18
HAHAHAHA. Oh god thank you for making me laugh.
dustin3823 0
I'm kinda wondering ur name cuz I heard bout this happening to someone else too haha
aimzz91 0
ignore the negative comments they DO NOT know what they are talking about. it is normal and congratulations on having a baby. at least you care about it and the fact that you think your water is broken. most women don't give a shit about anything to do with the baby anyway.
Music_Goddess 0
congrads!!!! your baby will love to hear this story! these are the memories that make life fun!
jaybeeeh22 0
no i don't think the child will like to hear how their mother wet themselves...also i think the embarrassing part was actually when the doctor had to come and say its o.k. you have just wet yourself not about to give birth!
bfaikey 9
Were you even pregnant or just stupid?
HaileyBeth16 1
Unless you've been pregnant before I think you should shut the hell up! You should try have a baby push your bladder for 9 months...
Chelgleek 7
I can't imagine being in your shoes . . .
Jawa99 9
OMG LMFAO! At least when you son/daughter asks how they were born you can say, "Well, it all started when a peed mysefl about a week early..."
Kiirst_mt1994 26
embarrassing and awkward rolled into one. But don't feel ashamed, because you're pregnant, this happens :)
strawberryspacejam 11
u didnt notice it was warm???????
Dilwann 27
'Merica or just trolling? Because 'water breaking' means water from the womb, means water at the exact same temperature as pee...