Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
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barlessprison 16
you're pregnant. stuff like this is bound to happen. don't beat yourself up over it.
DocBastard 40
I hope YOU know that the doctors and nurses have all seen and heard it before, and this isn't a unique situation. And the mother was probably fine because she was helping her very pregnant daughter. I also hope you know that the whole FML community is laughing at you for being a complete shitbag.
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Comments (160)
hcovballer247 0
If you're pregnant, you're guaranteed to pee yourself a lot. Next time check to make sure you didn't just urinate yourself..
monnanon 14
I never did but being pregnant does really reduce the time between hmm I need the bathroom and OMFG im going to pee myself.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
so does pepsi
JayBear14 11
Sunny D ftw haha
Epic_Fail_Nate 0
Nobody even smelled the urine? YDI, in my opinion.
kthxbai123 1
your pee doesn't smell when youre pregnant.
thebestof1984 0
The hospital will send you home if you're not in labor.
vettle 6
it's not "free" we all pay for it through taxes and we all pay for basic medical care per month. this thinking costs a lot of money!
naynay104 0
i did this when i was pregnant...however i was on the way to the toilet and suspected it was pee, and my mil told me it likely was....otherwise i might have done the same. If you've never experienced pee coming out involuntarily then of course you're going to think the worst when you're heavily pregnant. Also it DID feel the same when my waters broke, only the contractions told me it was for real - someone without contractions wouldn't be sure.
gemzroxya 0
congratz OP, i hope you have a beautiful and helthy baby xx
benderbot19 0
did you have a tampon in? a lot of guys want to know if this is possible.
hochrote 0
There would be no reason for her to have a tampon in.
skyttlz 32
tampons can only be used for periods
benderbot19 0
it was a JOKE from another fml. sheesh. why so serious?
Just_ol_Kole 0
Exactly, just like spanking your ferret and staying power...
benderbot19 0
thank you, kole. one up thumb for you!
sneeze_watch 19
It's okay OP! When I was pregnant with my son I sneezed and wet myself and thought the sneeze broke my water. I panicked too. It's normal.
jallee 1
sexy
HoMachine 1
how would u not know if u had one kid before already?
LinTurk 4
Every pregnancy is different. Sometimes your water won't break on it's own, and then on your next one it might. Babies even act different from each other while in. And if you space them out, you tend to forget some of the details, or at least I did.
Moobug 4
Having a caesarian with your first can take that experience away... Even so, I've had two kids (no c-sections) and with my first, my waters went all in one go. With my second it just kind of went into a slow leak. I thought my pelvic floor was being rubbish but when it kept happening every few minutes, I got checked out and the hospital confirmed it was my waters.