Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Technicality
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
I will always be in her thought
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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ajh1800 25
You dont want to lose your V card to someone like that anyways. The right person will come along eventually and it will be magical.
Matt Much 12
Been there. Next time cover for lack of experience by asking what your partner likes. That way you are not inexperienced but thoughtful.
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Comments (23)
hmmundecided 7
I never understood why it’s attractive for a girl to be a virgin but it’s not when it’s a guy
Takegami 22
Hey, good thing you’re no longer with that thot OP
anonurmom 12
Why didn’t you just plow and be like I was a virgin shit was getting hot so she definitely wanted some fun