Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom,...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

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By Oops - 25/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Belmore

Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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youngsofly 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:35

So much win, give the guy a medal!

Calingaladha 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:49

I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.

Comments

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:18

Wow, deny him!

acetheone 8

Monday 1 October 2012 0:02

how kind of you to let him 'come in' he'd have died of cold out there. fyl.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Monday 1 October 2012 0:24

LOL! That's the first i heard of that. Total win.

zazzles23 5

Monday 1 October 2012 5:15

Oh get over it he was trying to be cute. I would've played along no matter how silly he was being

nrelavender 10

Monday 1 October 2012 5:20

I read an article about the top things people do to ruin sex. One was not being open-minded. I know it sounds weird, op, but if you show that you are weirded out or not satisfied, your partner will sense it and become shy in bed. Although this is a very weird thing for your boyfriend to say, just try to go along with it. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself more.