Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said...

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

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By NotYourTracy - 30/10/2018 13:30

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have aids?" FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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SpunkT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

collegegirl8 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:55

YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

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suddenlyunbroken_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:02

One word: karma.

ThotBoutTheGame 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:11

we have a winner! T_T stupidass

theannoyingone 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:07

#22: you know some people are BORN AIDS positive, right?

BulldogQB4 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:14

#37 here's the thing, #22 is what we call a dumbfuck, so it doesn't really matter. Present as much fact as you wish proving his or her statement was stupid and false, he/she won't really give a shit. Honestly though hun, get over yourself. Not all guys are dirty, not all men are creepy. Get over yourself you're not that hot that every guy in the world wants you.

MizzHollywood 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:18

you didn't look to see who they were or something? Either way I don't understand how somebody could think that that was a pickup line?

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:20

Lol oh the IRONY!

14hatemachine 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:23

#2, my thoughts exactly : ]

x3chibi 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:14

Okay. Listen, as a girl it is the most annoying thing to have guys hit on you. It's not bc we think we're pretty or not. It happens. I just got hit on in freaking pathmark last night. To the person that said "there probably wasn't a table." Made me rethink that the girl wasn't being a bitch. How would she have known? The guys should've started off with consider the victims of aids...not some sh* like consider us on your way out. What was the girl supposed to consider exactly? I hate people who act like they know what happened exactly.

Sure_Thing 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:14

What kind of old man hits on young girls with his friend outside of a CVS by saying "please consider us on your way out"? What the hell is wrong with you? You're an idiot.