FML : Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying...

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By iamnotuseless / Friday 10 December 2010 11:37 /

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By xxmollyxx | 25

#1823926 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:08

Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?

By alakomonus | 0

#1823891 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

that is messed up

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By alakomonus | 0

#1823891 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

that is messed up

Adolf_Grammer_Hi | 0

#1823914 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:06

awesome

XelaKJK | 0

#1824200 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:52

I like how her nane is iamnotuseless, implying that homeless individuals are useless...I beg to differ!

fisheatsbear | 6

#1824211 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:54

YDI for Not being a hobo.

fisheatsbear | 6

#1824224 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:55

yeah.... ( T_T)

WishResign | 0

#1824401 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:23

perhaps you could dress better? people are rude, you can't change that, but this should be your wake up call to clean yourself up a bit. nothing fancy, but not bum-like either.

iBimmer | 0

#1824442 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:29

I come back to this website a year later to find out that all my comments have been removed.

Hello, all!

OP, YDI for getting sick.

Ismellwin | 0

#1824619 - Friday 10 December 2010 18:13

I guess this is what happens when you neglect hygiene.

nikki456123 | 0

#1824732 - Friday 10 December 2010 18:53

some times u can't help being a hobo and either was that's a gay comment

omfgTACOsYeSs | 0

#1824769 - Friday 10 December 2010 19:03

like his face.

rickolette | 0

#1826274 - Saturday 11 December 2010 5:27

AHAHAHAHA!!
I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!!!
AHA HA HA HA!!!!

Lito127 | 0

#1827894 - Saturday 11 December 2010 10:19

That's hilarious & such a sad story. ;P

ExEmoPsychoGirl | 0

#2603644 - Thursday 2 June 2011 4:41

YDI for not being a hobo and fussing hobos as useless ha

By OuchCharlie | 0

#1823906 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:05

lol. fkd up.

By funnydufe111 | 0

#1823911 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:06

woot number 1 :D

BDTM | 0

#1823987 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:18

will get modded?^

nycy | 0

#1824007 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:21

they never said first all they said they were number one

By xxmollyxx | 25

#1823926 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:08

Maybe you should invest in some nicer clothes, and/or a hair cut?

LaylaXstripped | 0

#1824167 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:47

that would be the best option

iwuvwolfz | 0

#1826762 - Saturday 11 December 2010 8:28

lol for a sec, i thought your pic was some overflowed turd in a toilet xD

xxmollyxx | 25

#1828609 - Saturday 11 December 2010 14:39

haha aww

bornjordan | 0

#2638880 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:29

so did I(:

By machiko_fml | 0

#1823935 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

Sounds like you need a make over. :)

By DahkLohd | 4

#1823939 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

YDI for looking like a hobo.

LaylaXstripped | 0

#1824191 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:50

thats not nice

DahkLohd | 4

#1824361 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:14

Voldemort isn't nice. :-)

BTW - I was only joking; maybe I should have mentioned that.

TaylorTheBoss | 4

#1824529 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:48

lmao,kids...

hairt | 4

#1825072 - Friday 10 December 2010 20:22

avada kedavra! hahahahaha =)

By ohgodwtf | 0

#1823943 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

Ew. Grody.

By yumsugarr | 8

#1823949 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:12

eww. that's strange..at least you brushed him off!?

By lammylamb17 | 0

#1823958 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:13

lmao maybe you should look in a mirror. just saying

By skyeyez9 | 24

#1823960 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:14

I see hobos at the local walmart here and if you resemble one of them, ydi. Hobos have no home to shower, and look clean. you have a home, resources to have clean clothes, decent haircut and showers! Use them.

AceArctic | 4

#1826525 - Saturday 11 December 2010 7:20

Maybe he's just a hippie?

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