Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML
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Nymeria_fml
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*cough*Insensitive*cough*
Oh, excuse my coffin.
Oh, excuse my coffin.
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cakefete2
| 30
That pun is just too good to get buried.
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syki
| 22
This is a grave matter. You shouldn't be joking about it.
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
You're dead to me, syki.
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Garrison21
| 11
Hey at least he is trying. Even though it's not really a good place for that behavior.
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wellthen7154
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I knew this thread was tomb good to last, #36.
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xxrogerthatxx
| 19
40, your horrible pun is going to end up 6 feet under.
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
That pun was to die for.
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slipstreak
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63 - Good one, that killed me!
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fuckedPriceless
| 17
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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LeFrogDog
| 27
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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LittleBells
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These puns are so cheesy, I'm gonna be laughing until Mourning
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Liamj774
| 36
You guys need somebody to take you under
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ohnowhyme123
| 15
He's just dying to get it on.
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just16letters
| 15
Well it's a dead cert that you're going to hell
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mat_sib
| 18
Stop hersing around guys
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Murkyy
| 15
I dunno, I dig it.
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theasian007
| 11
I hope I'm not a bad person for thinking this would've been hilarious
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vietprincess2010
| 14
no, I think it's super funny. her husband has a sense of humor. probably wrong place but it is still funny.
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pussystank
| 18
It's Ok man, I once couldn't hold my laughter at a funeral because the grieving lady looked epically hilarious while weeping. Don't start thumbing me down yet, I was only 6 or 8 years old.
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seriouslygrowup
| 11
Your Hubby has a sense of humor I'd enjoy. Don't take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive (as per the funeral). If just 1 person does that at my funeral I'd be happy.
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cassm
| 7
If it was someone you sort of knew. Yes, absolutely hilarious. If it was a person they were close with, then not the right place.
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Sudokori
| 13
The ONE place that you NEVER make dick jokes. Seriously
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pessimistprime
| 4
What about in a circumcision doctors office, huh? WHAT ABOUT THEN, HUH?
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RastaZebra
| 8
I'm pretty sure a doctor's office is not the same as a funeral home...
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HylianTwilight
| 21
Hey, foreskin needs a proper burial too.
I find circumsizing to be depressing in general.
I find circumsizing to be depressing in general.
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RastaZebra
| 8
Dicks and diamonds are basically the same thing. They're beautiful if you cut them, because otherwise they're just ugly rocks.
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VonBlitzkrieg
| 27
Rigor mortis makes everything hard
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ericjprs
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You comment has 69 likes... lol
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
but she did say *after* the service...
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Kiki242
| 19
Tour husband is a class act....
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Kiki242
| 19
*your.
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BubbleGrunge
| 18
I'm so sorry you were at a funeral, but some people handle stress with humor. At least he kept it between you and him. And now all of the FML community knows!
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
When my grandma died my brother and I made jokes and tried and lighten the mood. Looking back I realize it was a way to decompress and handle the situation. Personally I love that your husband was making jokes and trying to lighten the mood. As long as it was kept between you two (and I bet he would never say it to anyone else other than maybe a best friend) than no problem. No harm, no foul.
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LittleBells
| 17
That's a sweet way to lighten the mood. But what was supposed to be between OP and him. About 17000 FMLer's know now
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
83, don't see why that matters. It's not like we know their names or who they are.
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Shadowvoid
| 33
Well maybe you could mourn the passing of his hard on because I wouldn't be giving him any for a while after that
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Jinxsie
| 27
I don't know why you got thumbed down. I laughed.
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allie2590
| 30
I don't think he actually had a hard on... At least I hope not!
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PinkieKeen
| 20
tell him that he'll be 'mourning' over the sex you won't have for a week.
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tucansamTommyG
| 12
Already used that pun
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BFons
| 19
At least he's attracted to you.
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
I'd be worried if he wasn't considering they're married and all...
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cakefete2
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Could have been worse. He could have said, "I'm stiffer than the guy in the box."
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whenitdidhappen
| 14
well,if you were the husband she wouldn't have wrote the FML because that punch line have just made my day.
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ahippienamedrae
| 10
You get the point for the day omg
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tashb
| 17
Thumbs up for you... You just made my mourning.
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refticon
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very lol
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blondie107
| 20
There's a time and place for everything but that is sooo not it
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23lf
| 16
Well, technically, that IS the right place for that pun. Still a terrible thing to say though
Oh, excuse my coffin.