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*cough*Insensitive*cough* Oh, excuse my coffin.
That pun is just too good to get buried.
This is a grave matter. You shouldn't be joking about it.
You're dead to me, syki.
Hey at least he is trying. Even though it's not really a good place for that behavior.
40, your horrible pun is going to end up 6 feet under.
That pun was to die for.
63 - Good one, that killed me!
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Show it anywayThese puns are so cheesy, I'm gonna be laughing until Mourning
You guys need somebody to take you under
He's just dying to get it on.
Well it's a dead cert that you're going to hell
Stop hersing around guys
I dunno, I dig it.
I hope I'm not a bad person for thinking this would've been hilarious
It's Ok man, I once couldn't hold my laughter at a funeral because the grieving lady looked epically hilarious while weeping. Don't start thumbing me down yet, I was only 6 or 8 years old.
Your Hubby has a sense of humor I'd enjoy. Don't take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive (as per the funeral). If just 1 person does that at my funeral I'd be happy.
If it was someone you sort of knew. Yes, absolutely hilarious. If it was a person they were close with, then not the right place.
The ONE place that you NEVER make dick jokes. Seriously
What about in a circumcision doctors office, huh? WHAT ABOUT THEN, HUH?
I'm pretty sure a doctor's office is not the same as a funeral home...
Hey, foreskin needs a proper burial too. I find circumsizing to be depressing in general.
Dicks and diamonds are basically the same thing. They're beautiful if you cut them, because otherwise they're just ugly rocks.
Rigor mortis makes everything hard
You comment has 69 likes... lol
I'm so sorry you were at a funeral, but some people handle stress with humor. At least he kept it between you and him. And now all of the FML community knows!
When my grandma died my brother and I made jokes and tried and lighten the mood. Looking back I realize it was a way to decompress and handle the situation. Personally I love that your husband was making jokes and trying to lighten the mood. As long as it was kept between you two (and I bet he would never say it to anyone else other than maybe a best friend) than no problem. No harm, no foul.
That's a sweet way to lighten the mood. But what was supposed to be between OP and him. About 17000 FMLer's know now
83, don't see why that matters. It's not like we know their names or who they are.
tell him that he'll be 'mourning' over the sex you won't have for a week.
Already used that pun
At least he's attracted to you.
I'd be worried if he wasn't considering they're married and all...
Could have been worse. He could have said, "I'm stiffer than the guy in the box."
well,if you were the husband she wouldn't have wrote the FML because that punch line have just made my day.
Thumbs up for you... You just made my mourning.
very lol
There's a time and place for everything but that is sooo not it
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*cough*Insensitive*cough* Oh, excuse my coffin.
I hope I'm not a bad person for thinking this would've been hilarious