Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
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Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Soloman212 28
At least he warned you?
LaLince 40
Scent of a man
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Comments (57)
BlissfulLiss 18
At least he spared you the additional surprise of having to smell his shit on top the initial surprise of seeing him exit the women's washroom.
whoracle_fml 12
Chivalry isn't dead
worldclassrager 41
Guess the men's was full/locked...it may have been better to wait...
dermor 3
hey sometimes when you have to go, you don't have time to second guess yourself and if you've found yourself in the wrong bathroom you're not likely to shit yourself when there's a perfectly good toilet right in front of you.
MaggieJH 7
Well the lady's bathroom USED to smell better than the men's..
How_you_doin 10
i am reading this whilst at work drinking a lovely cup of coffee.......my computer screen is now covered with that same coffee and lots of saliva, i laughed so hard it came out of my nose!
JoseIsAdork 31
that's gross, although I could totally see some people I know saying something just like that >_
Dame84 6
What the hell was he doing in the wrong restroom..
SartorialGnome 1
It's fine it was just Creed.
WICKEDxANGEL 13
O_O okie dokie then