Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
At least he warned you?
LaLince 40
Scent of a man
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Comments (57)
Jenn2021 8
Are you absolutely sure it was a man?
awkward611 26
at least he was honest with you
stepper99k 15
Haha sounds like a real funny bloke.
BaraSkit07 12
He may be a she.
stepper99k 15
It was a man lolz but what evz
BaraSkit07 12
That's weird, wasn't trying to be.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Dude looks like a lady! Or maybe, in this case, lady looks like a dude?
Wizardo 34
I heard the male rest room was being occupied by some guy just sitting there on his phone, he was left no choice...
timelessone 16
Where the hell is this place?!
peterpan3112 7
It's a Monday.
timelessone 16
Today is in fact a Tuesday.
graceinsheepwear 34
Funny that you are tracking the calendar, timelessone
CharresBarkrey 16
Who does Number 2 work for?!
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Maybe he didn't pay attention to the restroom's door sign. Anyway, this is one of the reasons I don't use public restrooms. I've seen some creepy things that make me avoid them.
brittyboo123 35
At least you didn't walk into it and could have a possible chance of throwing up if the smell was that bad.
Cazz91 21
I know that is a gross smell but we all do it. When you got to go, you got to go. I would say F both your lives if he had to use the ladies under dire circumstances and not using it just because he can.
jessBeAqueen 13
I just used the mens room the other day.....when you gotta go, you gotta go. either the mens room was busy or its was an extreme a/g woman. either way its no biggy. just pinch your nose and pray for the best