Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
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Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Aethren 0
maybe you should have texted her instead
ptrek85 0
I really hope you didn't try to propose again.
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Comments (165)
Serial 2
Quick! make it look like you were just practicing
SpunkT 0
Wow, I hope you took it back. ******* dump that stupid bitch.
pommeblossom 0
That is so rude of her!
Aethren 0
don't forget to tell her to get tested before you dump her just to **** with her.
Wonka_fml 0
I have a feeling something like this will happen to me. I mean, welcome to the text messaging era. People rely on it now.
meetmeinhell 0
ouch i usually laugh at other peoples failures but thats just EFFED UP, what a WITCH, sorry dude, i cant imagine doing something u hope to do just once and having it get blown into your face, sorry dude
nickilikeewoahh 0
My mother and I were reading this together & now she has some jokes about how often I text. What did she say? If it were me, I'd be texting my friends to say how such a great guy had just proposed :) Good luck!
nickilikeewoahh 0
Oh & number 1, very funny!
wallythedolly 0
Um....hope you returned the ring.
5ive 0
uggggg people like that really piss me off. People that text 24/7 I mean SERIOUSLY GTFO YOUR PHONE. ..