Miscellaneous: Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic...

By Shodan2112 - 18/02/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

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Friday 18 February 2011 19:37

1. Why go to school there when it seems like you disagree with their views? 2. Why did you do it? He couldn't force you, could he? 3. No volume control? I don't know about record players, but if they do have one, that could have been easily fixed.