Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
AllergicToRosesAndSingle
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Rockford, United States
Intricate design
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
reallyman__639
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
ohmaigawd
Argentina 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
Top comments
eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
Rainbowbright99 4
The Jared's comment, and of course Perdix's win. :)
nvo 6
A little nerdy, but A for effort. Much more creative than grabbing flowers at the corner store.
coleboman 1
Maybe it was a hint to soften up and take a shower if he uses paper than the sex is painful
drayloon 50
be glad he hasnt tried to use it.......yet......
natty098 2
Best. Present. Ever.
noisebox 1
Sounds like he's gonna come knocking at your back door for pay back later.....
JW_SR 9
IMAO...but seriously, that is some skill.
itzsydneyy 9
how is that even an fml.
TheNinjaBacon 8
Hope you guys have a paper penis too!
LaLa_coolKid 6
LOL, that's funny. he has a good sense of humor. I mean this with all honesty; he's a keeper!(: