Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
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eeppiicc 8
That's impressive paper folding
mylifesucks_fml 1
You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it
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Comments (167)
MiSsNiKiTa 4
How the hell do you even do that? Cool, but how?
Squee315 1
How is THAT not funny?! Damn it, if my guy gave me one I'd laugh my pants silly!
genericfmluser 17
personaly I wouldn't be upset if it was well done, I think that it would be kinda cool.