Mom of the year

By Bianca - 19/02/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML
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Chazzster 28

I wonder how Mom would have reacted had their needs been reversed? "Oh Mom, you're too old to get raped and you need the exercise." ... What a piece of work... I assume we all know that rape (by a stranger) is far more often a crime of violence than of sexual attraction. At least that's what I always heard... And that's why we need backup plans like a friend with a car or an Uber or taxi.

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Hangryko 29

Go no contact from that witch as soon as you can.

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Chazzster 28

I wonder how Mom would have reacted had their needs been reversed? "Oh Mom, you're too old to get raped and you need the exercise." ... What a piece of work... I assume we all know that rape (by a stranger) is far more often a crime of violence than of sexual attraction. At least that's what I always heard... And that's why we need backup plans like a friend with a car or an Uber or taxi.

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Hangryko 29

Go no contact from that witch as soon as you can.

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hopejm 5

I would tell you to call her a bitch, but I think you should be the better person and let karma work itself out. when she needs help just say 'sorry, no' hahaha

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THE_FETT 6

Grow a pair..... Seriously..... If you are that scared, please just end your life now. leftist/liberal/dumb ass....or just please enter reality Or hire a professional security team to follow you around. That's a justifiable option. Just not Tax deductible (unless you are a member of congress apparently now) And IF you ARE FAT and White.....just don't live in a Black Neighborhood......otherwise you are safe.....the whites don't like the fat ones

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