Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Top comments
marulicko 19
If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'
Ieri 31
Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!
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Comments (44)
tediruxe 13
could be worse. a lady said her and hubby got drunk, decided to see if his wedding ring fit around his willy. they ended up in the er having to get the ring cut off. at least you can tell your story with a straight face.
sprints54 19
You lie and say they were from your boyfriend
cottoncandylips 16
bahaha
BitterSavage 20
Not trying to be a dick, but if you're old enough to feel alone on Valentine's day, you should probably know that you're allergic to something in the chocolate you were eating.
metroido 21
Allergies can pop up out of nowhere, you know...
more4me 27
Did you meet someone at the ER maybe ?
cj75 18
Allergy to loneliness? Sorry OP.
shitstorm28 11
Get well soon
emtwuggles 12
At least you weren't alone anymore!
pizzafrommars 14
Rub the chocolate on your dick and pray for a female doctor.
FoolMaxxx 8
Hey, look at the positive side. At least you got to take a peak at the cute ER guys!
Tacoboy787 6
TAHA!