By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 337
You deserved it 3 722

Same thing different taste

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If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'

Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!

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This is why most singles dislike valentines day

because they go to the hospital from an allergic reaction to chocolate? yes, I imagine this happens every year to hundreds of singles.

No because we're lonely ******* that's trying to be happy and pretend we don't want no roses

Kyle1dc 17

or be like me and wait for the 75% off candy the next day...

rocker_chick23 27

When I was single I didn't give a shit about Valentines Day. I am married and I still don't give a shit about it.

Why is #15 getting thumbed down? A lot of single people hate Valentine day. Clearly, OP did, as well since she ate so much chocolate she ended up in the ER.

Plot twist: you were allergic to the romantic movies

ugh sorry that happened! Don't feel bad about being alone on valentine's! Most of us were! feel better! xo

could mean ur allergic to chocolat for ever now...

well at least you could be on valentine's day er edition on TV if there was one

I ate chocolate too. But that really sucks.

Wow op, you almost died of a broken heart. Did it least have that rich gooey center?

gintwinsmoore 20

damn that sucks...sorry OP!!!