Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML
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Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Top comments
marulicko 19
If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'
Ieri 31
Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!
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Comments (44)
mmazzaa 16
This is why most singles dislike valentines day
sweetbliss3 37
because they go to the hospital from an allergic reaction to chocolate? yes, I imagine this happens every year to hundreds of singles.
mmazzaa 16
No because we're lonely ******* that's trying to be happy and pretend we don't want no roses
Kyle1dc 17
or be like me and wait for the 75% off candy the next day...
rocker_chick23 27
When I was single I didn't give a shit about Valentines Day. I am married and I still don't give a shit about it.
more4me 27
Why is #15 getting thumbed down? A lot of single people hate Valentine day. Clearly, OP did, as well since she ate so much chocolate she ended up in the ER.
Louie_217 9
dang that sucks!!!
cwhitt975 11
Plot twist: you were allergic to the romantic movies
cottoncandylips 16
ugh sorry that happened! Don't feel bad about being alone on valentine's! Most of us were! feel better! xo
Bliepje 22
could mean ur allergic to chocolat for ever now...
alanharvey15 13
well at least you could be on valentine's day er edition on TV if there was one
dreamxo 6
I ate chocolate too. But that really sucks.
buckdharma 38
Wow op, you almost died of a broken heart. Did it least have that rich gooey center?
TheFuckGiver1230 22
Double Whammy.
gintwinsmoore 20
damn that sucks...sorry OP!!!