Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML
tigerisabelle tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Top comments
Demonax_fml 8
It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.
ActionFearo 39
Did you at least get a new high score?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (203)
xXBrennanXx 5
they should put a health warning in the description
cnparks1990 9
why does flappy bird have such big old lips?
xsarax_fml 10
i have anger issues too! And after 3 weeks of having that game I had to delete it before I punched the next person I saw. delete it! life gets better from that moment. who needs to help a fat overweight bird with a flight problem get through pipes?! screw him!
Imsoswaq 8
No.
friedgecko 9
Game level setting: Lucifer Flappy bird is so aggravating. I feel your pain.
Taterbug716 9
did you hear of the brother that killed his older brother because he had a better score than him?
sonictardis 8
That was a satire story.
softrally 15
Flappy Birds. Not even once.
Izzicasey 18
I had to delete the game because I almost threw my tablet at the wall.. I couldn't get past the first pipe of the first level.. :/
rawr_ily96 24
It has infected my school. I keep hearing that irritating ping noise in class almost nonstop. It drives me up a wall.
Firewaterbabe 6
That god damn bird will burn in fire >:( stupid bird