Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my wife doesn't like to cook. She doesn't like when I cook, because I enjoy cooking and she says I'm "making her feel guilty." She also doesn't want to order take out, as it's "a foolish waste of money." The fuck are we supposed to eat? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
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gurding 15
I know it sounds mean, but you should be with someone who appreciates you for you, OP. You may have been together for years, but you may be better off with someone else
CamIsTheMan 10
She a hoe
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Comments (60)
Rexsace102 5
Now i aint saying she a gold digger
Diamond_don 18
Tweet: just finessed another meal
SataySticks 13
I was in a relationship like this for 4 years. Expect he didn't even like it when we went out. He only liked me for the sex he got whenever he wanted. Please don't stay in a relationship where you (or her) are unhappy because there are people out there that would share your likes and dislikes that you would probably be much happier with.
obeykaitlyn 25
maybe she's one of those people that believe in "opposites attract"
MyssTryss 16
I mean, I love food as much as the next girl, but relationships shouldn't just be based on that. I'm sorry OP.
coolvictori 22
It took you years to realize that? Damn you slow.
bobsanction 18
If she was willing to fake it for years just for free food, that's some serious commitment.
LordVaper 14
is she before her period and mean to you?
Thekbking 11
to me this doesn't sound like a good relationship. the guy should prolly dump her ass if he's passionate about all those said things. regardless if all she really likes is him giving her shit she's still trash and needs to grow up. men are not supposed to completely support their women and have her do whatever she wants unless they want to do so. it should never be expected or be obligated to do so.
dansco 25
She's a gold digger! Stop taking her out and she will dump you soon enough.