Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my wife doesn't like to cook. She doesn't like when I cook, because I enjoy cooking and she says I'm "making her feel guilty." She also doesn't want to order take out, as it's "a foolish waste of money." The fuck are we supposed to eat? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
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gurding 15
I know it sounds mean, but you should be with someone who appreciates you for you, OP. You may have been together for years, but you may be better off with someone else
CamIsTheMan 10
She a hoe
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Comments (60)
KittieTetaz520 15
So you could say you guys are....going places...
Marielle123 22
Why did you start dating then?
kctrl 8
How did it take you so long to figure out you had nothing in common? Did she just pretend to like the same stuff or??
SataySticks 13
This is what my ex did for over 2 years and then turned around one day and said he actually hates all the things I love. I fell in love with him because we had things in common but to find out that was a lie. Well everything went downhill from there.
Fireant_man 6
So you are bad at all that and she still wants to be with you. Maybe she love you
xx000o 27
Next time you take her out to eat, forget your wallet and see how much she likes you then.
Dashelle 25
So? She likes YOU!
ohsnapword 21
Bitches, man.
edmunson 22
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt to prove it! Sometimes you live, learn, and move on!
bosniangirl27 21
Why are you still with her then?
cjfred 13
What you just described is a typical marriage. Pop the question, quickly!