By Thatgirl112 - 08/09/2016 03:59 - United States - Medina

Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML
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Shame on you. Dating a minor is unethical.

Why don't you both make up and become Columbus Blue Jacket fans together?

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Why don't you both make up and become Columbus Blue Jacket fans together?

Shame on you. Dating a minor is unethical.

First date? jesus..

In his defense, if you'd bothered to wait for a few more dates to..i dont know...get to know the guy? You probably would have figured this out and gotten lucky by avoiding the thong.

BOTH TEAMS ARE GARBAGE

Pens. Back to back cup holders... guessing your an islanders fan. Hahah.