By Thatgirl112 - United States - Medina
Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML
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By  GummyJellyfish  |  12

In his defense, if you'd bothered to wait for a few more dates to..i dont know...get to know the guy? You probably would have figured this out and gotten lucky by avoiding the thong.