Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
Today, it was my last day at my current job after a year and a half and the end of my contract. I brought snacks and a gift for the office. Nobody even bothered to come say goodbye. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
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TheSkaAssassin 0
wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care
wildie 0
I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........
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Comments (47)
allie2590 31
Ouch.
LuvFML 0
hahaha #18 is definitely right. he just forgot to say the rest of the sentence.
Gio_fml 6
that's f***ed up dude
Kyros_fml 0
maybe it was just that-.......o what ever thats just ****** lol
BeautyAndBrains 0
I'd rather be 14,000 pounds richer than have my boss forget my name.
Zic_fml 7
Well Mark, at least you are not working there, right?
mk893 0
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momodamonkey 0
Maybe at your next job, you should call yourself Mark. Then after 10 years, when you quit, the boss may call you Evan.
svm_invictvs 0
Are you sure your name's not Homer Simpson? Seriously what company is that so I never apply at that place.
bangarang11 0
Don't feel bad... that'll happen to me when I quit, if I even GET a party! :P