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By Grrrrr - 01/03/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40

Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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Goodbye

By nba - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML

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By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

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By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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Sir Alan Sugar has spoken

By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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By loverpants - 14/08/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2025 09:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, it was my last day at my current job after a year and a half and the end of my contract. I brought snacks and a gift for the office. Nobody even bothered to come say goodbye. FML

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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TheSkaAssassin 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:33

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

wildie 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:17

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

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ConSeannery 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:02

Meh I think he did it on purpose. Maybe he's a total asshole or just has a strange sense of humour

exumer 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:41

Looks like nobody's going to miss you :D

juicygansta__101 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:35

P00r m4rk--b3tt3r luck @ yer next j0b. [: DAYUUUM --juicygansta__101

whattod0 3

Friday 15 June 2012 22:28

Dafuq did I just read?

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:50

good salesman

wasabipeas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:33

if it makes you feel any better, this story epitomzes FML.

classy 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:08

That is a pretty bitch move.

dan81892 2

Friday 20 March 2009 2:18

that's more of a FML for your boss.

carly546 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:26

that'd be funny if it said: 02/28/2009 at 7:50pm by "Mark" - work

Ferpect_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:10

Hey my name is Mark...and my brother's name is Evan. Weeiiiiird. That MUST have something to do with it.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:48

Maybe your not fired yet!!

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