Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML
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Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
Today, I threw a goodbye party because I'm going to live to Chile soon. Nobody came. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML
Today, I had a going-away party because I am leaving the country forever. Out of the 130 people invited, 60 were a resounding, "Yes! Of course I will come!" After paying $300 for everything needed at the party, two ended up coming. And left because nobody else was there. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
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reapfml 0
Aw, that's the saddest thing I heard all day. It's almost as bad as singing Happy Birthday to yourself :(
missmarley93 1
aww that sucks :( FYL :( I hate when people vote YDI for ones like this where they in no way deserve itt.
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Comments (51)
Zombifest 2
Ouch : fyl
blakehilli8 0
Second apperance!!!
breadonabun 0
YDI for biting the dick off a ****-a-poo
senior_dingdong 0
not really who the **** needs a damn sign? shes probable some anal bitch who has some obsessive compulsive disorder "for my own going away PARTY" not like shes being ignored...shes having a ******* party, regardless of whether or not she set it up herself people showed up a ******* sign doesnt change shit ydi for valuing a sign over the guests, asshat ******* kids these days...
littledudetony 0
#49, you're an asshole. im sorry about your problems. :/ life is a bitch now a days.
senior_dingdong 0
oh im sorry i totally didnt realize a sign is the only thing that matters at a ******* party loser...
Pink4Ever 0
Gosh # 49 isn't that a little harsh? I mean I'd be sad if i had to make my own sign for my going away party and I bet you would too
reapfml 0
Aw, that's the saddest thing I heard all day. It's almost as bad as singing Happy Birthday to yourself :(
TeapotOfKarma 0
I didn't have to do that, but on my birthday (12th August) I had to bake my own birthday cake.
ardel 0
Damn that sucks... Could see that happening to me.
missmarley93 1
aww that sucks :( FYL :( I hate when people vote YDI for ones like this where they in no way deserve itt.
youreanidiot 0
ydi for making your own signs, you can not worry about the signs and not feel like a loser anyway... I didn't have those signs for my going away party and it went fine
AdamRock 2
goood
fmskat3r 0
Sixth comment!
kayceesaysfyl 0
awww :[ but someone will miss you. don't worry :)
fmskat3r 0
Probably not, this person sucks donkey balls and has no friends.
Pink4Ever 0
How would you know that this person sucks without even meeting them?
Zombies_Freak 0
Did anyone show up to the party?
cryssycakesx3 22
at least she had a party. it could have been "today, I had a GA-party, and no one showed. I made myself a sign an sat by my lonesome. FML."
Bloodknight 22
haha, damn. looks like someone doesn't have any friends.
simplyn2deep 2
that's horrible! FYL indeed! I've made plenty of happy birthday signs for my self over the years