Brian
United States
Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Tottie
United States
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Jjh99q
United States
Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
Sotired
Medford, United States
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML
Anonymous
Exploitation
Today, I went to work on my day off for some overtime. I’m not to leave my position until relief arrives. Twelve hours after my shift was supposed to be over, my boss calls me, asking if I can work another 8 hours at a different post, not knowing I’ve already worked 20 hours straight because the system rebooted. I didn’t get paid overtime. FML
extrashiftwhoo
Preston, Australia
Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
hell
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
Sucker
* facepalm *
Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML
Top comments
FacePalm69 0
Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.
flockz 20
prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.
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xPhoBiuHzZz 1
i hope your boss isn't an asshole.
mintcar 10
How do you forget to clock in? It's the first thing you're supposed to do when you go to work. Talk to your boss about it, he might be lenient.
flockz 20
ya my boss likes his snake to go into a dark cave and does pushups until it throws up. i guess some people treat their snakes differently.
cruzer6510 0
that's not hard to fix..
itswhateveridk 0
that's stupid of you
cupcake83_fml 0
i think you totally deserve it, sorry... :(
shaala_fml 0
I like your smile(:
hateevryone 15
well , i guess you're not getting paid for that day
metalhead5564 0
*Facepalm*
srgsk9 9
I know if I forget to clock in, I can tell the guy who does our payroll to add in the hours. If he so desires, he can ask somebody else who works during my shift to verify that I did work during the hours I said I did.
thehoneybadger 10
Easy enough to do if you're stressed and don't have to clock out for lunch.