He'll understand when he's older

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 17:00

Today, I was reading one of the numerous Thomas the Tank Engine books to my 3-year-old, train obsessed, nanny kid. They needed tinder to relight Thomas's firebox. I laughed when reading this and told him, "I have Tinder too!" He's convinced I'm a train. FML
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“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?” This will make a great start to a porn plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.

ViviMage 38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

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Well, you are...

ViviMage 38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

Sadly, most people don’t know why tinder (the app) is called tinder. Poor city slickers.

I’m surprised you even know what the app is.

“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?” This will make a great start to a porn plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.

Yea...maybe a little inappropriate?

The definition of Tinder is that dry material that burns easily and can be used for lighting fires.

and that's the only tinder I'll ever play with again.