By Anonymous - 2/5/2020 17:00

He'll understand when he's older

Today, I was reading one of the numerous Thomas the Tank Engine books to my 3-year-old, train obsessed, nanny kid. They needed tinder to relight Thomas's firebox. I laughed when reading this and told him, "I have Tinder too!" He's convinced I'm a train. FML
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By  pjsr  |  32

“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?”
This will make a great start to a porn plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.

By  ViviMage  |  38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

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By  ViviMage  |  38

Chugga chugga choo choo!!

By  pjsr  |  32

“Daddy, daddy, the nanny has a tinder! You want to play train with her?”
This will make a great start to a porn plot; you better get your caboose warmed up.