Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
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Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Think on the bright side you will probably get more tips today.
spekledworf 18
Rimmy Jobs... what kind of work are you doing?
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Comments (105)
dlcj18 2
Hey women that wear spandex volleyball short are extremely bubbly I you know what I mean. I love it. I wear spandex and I love it
doglover100 29
I would have run home to get pants. I am sure your boss would understand.
PhishloverA 14
Hopefully your job doesn't require wearing uniforms. If so, just explain what happened. I'm sure your manager will understand. FYL
FarSide 23
Now, who would steal a douche??
bReLiNg 18
I wear my spandex around the house all the time, they are so comfy! At least you he to work in comfort :)
DerMarktradikale 13
"Rimmy Jobs" and "Spandex" and "Volleyball". I thought, this was a family friendly site? :o
cassidy0922 6
I find this really funny! Although I do have to point out, it's called FML. As in.. **** my life. XD or are you joking? Dx
RLove1997 0
Me Gusta
JOEGERNAUTT 1
Nomnomnom
xmaximusx 12
Don't get me Horney
infinitron 7
Well at least you're female, and probably in shape since you play volleyball. Spandex is super comfy, anyway.