Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
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Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
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PerfasarusRex 3
Think on the bright side you will probably get more tips today.
spekledworf 18
Rimmy Jobs... what kind of work are you doing?
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Comments (105)
tildoorf84 7
pictures or its not real
sensoon15 7
You should just go to work in your bra too. Make it seem like you actually wore spandex to work on purpose.
Jasonf6 0
That's why they invented locks. YDI
MidnightKnight 6
Locks can be broken. That's why they invented lock picks.
SkoomaKi 28
Lock picks can be effective, so that's why they have eye scanners, key card slots and other various mechanisms.
PhishloverA 14
#34, how do you know there were even lockers? YDI for being a complete moron
the_true_batman 10
My pants are getting tighter just thinking about it.
skyeyez9 25
When I was i basic training, there was a thieving **** who went around stealing peoples' belongings. We had to hang out pt uniforms on our wall lockers and for some reason, forbidden to secure them inside the lockers. She would steal a pair of shorts and pt top if hers were dirty or take money from someones locker if left unlocked while they were in the showers.
shots1996 8
And to think that if your deployed together your life could easily wind up in her hands
dlcj18 2
Sock party!!!! For sure
keepingitnasty 15
This has to be some kind of prank, right? I mean, who steals pants, of all things. Keep an eye on your teammates, they'll probably show up to school with them on.
Epikouros 32
Didn't you bring a towel? You could wear that as a skirt.
scary_sweetheart 4
On the bright side, If you look good in spandex, maybe you'll get a raise :P
klx125cross 9
That'd be kinda hot.... Depends on where u work though
crazytrain10110 1
Can i just say, how great are those spandex shorts?