Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
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Top comments
TomFantastic 0
Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P
Aregonde 15
Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.
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Comments (251)
mckkayua 0
awwwww she shouldn't have dumped you! she should have just talked to you privatly and worked it out. but dumping is a little harsh for that situation
BBDanglez 0
return it!!!
toeknee33 0
you tool
goldensyd1 0
what did u buy her that was worth $400??
prplfrk22 2
What the hell is an op
aeslehc_ 0
Your now ex girlfriend is ******* retarded. just saying.
heartlessagony 0
I guess this is a lesson. Never spend a few hundred bucks on a single gift for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Warslutt 0
F.A.B.
indigo4789 0
Dude, my engagement ring didn't even cost $400 (and its a nice emerald and diamond ring). Spending that much money on a chick that you haven't even gotten to the "I love you" stage with is a bit much. It makes it look like you're trying to buy her love (or your way into her pants). Either way, it didn't work so chalk it up to life experience, see about returning the stuff, and remember this lesson for next time.
Jenmaree 9
$400 for an engagement ring is pretty cheap... I would have said no.
indigo4789 0
Actually, unlike most females, I have never wanted a diamond engagement ring. Mine is a very beautiful 14k white gold, emerald with diamond accents and is actually a bigger stone than most of my friends' diamonds. Exactly what I wanted and didn't break the bank as well.... win-win sitution IMO
kmdfirefox 0
400 dollars is to much, return it or eBay it, nut you must not have been in a relationship to long...