Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Top comments
TomFantastic 0
Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P
Aregonde 15
Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.
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Comments (251)
bored999 0
FYL
Tabbykat9698 0
You are obviously a clingy loser. 400 is a little much for a dumb holiday.
Lisa89 3
Can you get a refund? and seriously not good to spend that much money on a gf!! also, she doesn't sound like the girl for you anyway... so, sorry.
purplesucker 0
Wow people, be nice! What's wrong with trying to do something super generous for your significant other, even if it is for Valentine's Day. If that's what they'd do for v-day, I can only imagine what they'd do for say, her birthday, or an anniversary. If my boyfriend bought me something that expensive for v-day, I'd be so touched I'd cry, and then I'd go around and brag about what a generous boyfriend I have :P As for this whole "not so much if it's less than a year" thing, I bought my boyfriend a Wii for his 20th birthday, along with two games, which, altogether with the taxes, came to around $400, and we weren't together for a year yet at that point. In all seriousness, that really sucks. I can sort of relate. The reason my ex left me was because I said I loved him, and it was only about a week before valentine's day. Though thankfully I hadn't bought anything yet.
Americunt 0
Silly perv, save the dough fo' mo'! YDI and FYL because $400 could buy a wedding ring.
lexi88 0
you can give it all to me :p
roadie42 21
Well, you can't say she wasn't justified in thinking so. $400 is a bit extreme...
lexi88 0
I agree with "purplesucker". Could have been a game console
visage 0
lol, unless you live in a mansion and/or won the lottery, dumping that kind of green on Vday is retarded. It sets the bar too high or years to come. Card, candy, dinner and maybe a movie or walk on the beach. $75 later (includes your cost) and you're at home beating the back end out of it.
Dragonmouth 4
The other side of this FML: Today, I found out that the creepy guy who calls me his girlfriend spent $400 on my Valentine's day present. I broke up with him. He won't stop leaving me messages. FML.
dontpanic_fml 32
^Yep!! YDI man...as a girl, I've been there...