Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Her revenge
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Red Sox Nation
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Time sensitive
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Top comments
TomFantastic 0
Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P
Aregonde 15
Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.
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Comments (251)
bb51062 0
$400 dollars on a corporate holiday? chump
marcopolodolo 0
big fat wussy you are. stop scaring away girls.
freshboydrz 0
She wanted to brake up with you all along she just needed a good excuse
clumsyjazzy 0
aww, I'm sorry to hear that! u can always return the Gift though or u could give it to her to make her feel bad? :D
ipooprainbows 0
hey, it could be worse. at least she didn't dump you AFTER you gave her the gift.
snowball20 0
well it kinda depends on how long they've been together for
DeservedIt 0
@OP: "I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML" Well that proves her point I think...
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi.... this is why i always tell men what i really want from them before any real feelings start to stir. some men are just good sex buds and some can be more than that. most aren't even suited to both categories.
jeniilouise 0
this would be much more of an FML if you hadn't spent that much on her for valentines day. That just makes it a YDI.
LauraTheKiwi 0
Ooh, it says ALMOST 400. :D