Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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TomFantastic 0
Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P
Aregonde 15
Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.
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Comments (251)
omgmorganomg 0
how does he deserve it?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
There's some serious JERKS among the people who leave comments on this site. It's becoming worse and worse. OP, hopefully you can return it... of save it for a future girlfriend?
chwder912 3
that's exactly what she was talking about... i would just give her a box of chocolates and a ring pop...
angeleyes22 0
whatever u bought her sell it on eBay
wordgirl 0
Here's the test: -How long have you been going out? Less than a year means you spent too much. -No mutual I-love-yous and no time spent with each other's families means you spent too much. -No planning of the future together means you spent too much. -If you're not 90% certain that she is going to give you a costly gift, then you spent too much. Some words of advice: -Making grand displays of "love" and gifts does not create a loving relationship. Common interests, common life experiences, and common goals does. -Chasing a person who is just not that into you will only make them run away. -You can choose to lavish gifts and expense on those who will not appreciate them and who will ultimately end up hurting you and making you wish you'd never spent a dime, or you can get to know *yourself* and love yourself, and see yourself as someone worth spending time and love on *without* the showy displays of excess. Good luck. Try to return the stuff. There will be more deserving Valentines in the future, OP.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
amazing comment! if I ever post a fml I want her to comment! lol I'm glad some comments to op and not to other people because of their grammar!
alexisthename 0
^ Someone needs a hug!
edaj_fml 0
You're probably sugar coating this one a little bit. I definitely know what it's like when guys get too needy, it's not fun at all.
sprocketlaunch 14
My thoughts exactly. "We've been dating for a full month-and-a-half now, so I just thought I'd let you know you're all I have in this world and you mean so much to me" I meant so much to this guy that he cycled for 20 minutes through the snow and entered my house uninvited and without a key because he was afraid I'd died when I was late for a date. Girls, be wary of attached and needy boyfriends.
FeedtheBrood 0
jesus christ thats frightening.
WhatDidYouSay0 0
awww feel better honey
8trickster8 0
Sounds like she may have been right
nani_wings 0
Good that the present is with you only still!!
FutileResistance 0
Sucks to be you but at least you learned a valuable lesson and won't (if you learn, at least) do it again until both involved persons in the relationship are at the same level of commitment.