Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Top comments
TomFantastic 0
Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P
Aregonde 15
Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.
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Comments (251)
deaffob 0
Shit happens. Return the present. That's what I did.
yourgenerationis_fml 0
I set up an account here SOLELY to point out how crazy most of you are. So here goes: you're all crazy. ........... Man I feel better
milf20 0
$400?? I'd date you! ;)
willou35_fml 13
lol
morgan020 0
sorry but as a wife and mom I'd LOVE it if my hubby would cook clean and watch the baby for a day so I could go have lunch with friends and relax rather than have him buy me an expensive piece of jewelry. but I do like it when he buys me jewelry from time to time too :) and $400 on a girl your not even in a serious relationship with is creepy.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
Considering that most people are only expected to spend $103 this V-Day, OP spent way too much. A good gift to celebrate a relationship would be something with thought put into it, something that holds meaning or significance to her or him. Example: Last year my boyfriend got me a necklace in the shape of a snowflake, because he remembered a story I told him about how I used to love watching the snow fall when I was a kid. It was a PERFECT gift, and it cost no where near $400. Any retard with cash to blow can get something expensive, but the price tag doesn't make the gift more special. Expensive=/=meaningful. OP fails. Just in case someone calls me on it, check out daily finance, they've got an article with the $103 statement.
lwdjaymac 1
Unless it was an engagement ring, $400 is a ridiculous amount to spend on a Valentine's Day present. I kind of feel like you deserve it just for that.
nightkeeper 0
send it to me.
Erindub 0
I'm just curious as to what you got her. Hopefully its returnable : )
raithex 0
Wow, man. FYL.