Intimacy: Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally...

By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Breathtaking view

By Anonymous - 04/11/2025 00:00

Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Phustercluck 11

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:23

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

shakey23 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:19

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

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ThatEnglishGuy 7

Monday 15 August 2011 22:41

Today, my wife farted on my leg. I thought she had shat on me, and she was offended when I reacted negatively to the situation. FML.

chaoticevilfairy 3

Monday 22 August 2011 7:19

This is my friend john 100% lol

moggatron 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:31

He deserved it!

_SuperBaDD_ 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 20:56

Lmaoooo!!!#Hilarious!

cloudygirl5 16

Monday 9 July 2012 0:45

Not a fml

aprylrain7 7

Sunday 30 September 2012 7:25

Roflmao this had me laughing soooo hard

zomgbies 17

Friday 16 August 2013 19:11

Thats the best reaction ever. Props to the hubby!

alfalfalaffa 17

Friday 15 November 2013 1:42

Sounds to me like more than gas passed out of that ass.

jenm21 4

Monday 31 March 2014 6:58

This made me laugh harder than it should have!

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:04

That is awesome lol

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