Intimacy: Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally...

By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea, all over my husband's legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband fell asleep on my shoulder. He then ripped a nasty fart. I exhaled slowly but apparently loud enough that it woke up my husband who promptly screamed directly in my ear, before screaming a second time when he smelled the fart as well. The worst part is that also he scared my cat off my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2025 00:00

Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:23

I would think, since you're married, you would be passed the 'fart barrier.'

shakey23 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 8:19

you sure there wasn't a little bit of shart?

Comments

jayz9 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:43

Your husband is funny sorry, girl, i had to laff @ this

pokopiko 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:52

he sounds cool. :3

bradlyl 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:57

LMAO!!! don't you think that's funny????!

mintcar 9

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:15

Girls don't fart. He was referring to your penis.

slinginmac14 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:20

pink leg, hahahaha

newjerseyguy 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 3:17

rofl, lmfao you must have sharted on him

luchie_fml 0

Friday 25 February 2011 0:10

maybe you're not a cutie booty after all

Jojo0615 0

Friday 25 February 2011 7:05

ew!! but hilarious!! loll

kittiekat1337 0

Friday 25 February 2011 8:36

girls don't fart I'd react the same if put in his position

capilot 10

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:02

Probably felt it and thought there was a spider.

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