Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
A tale as old as time
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Switcheroo
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Nice try
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML
Hate the game, not the player
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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mechwarrior 0
A little in-out eh?
pippysthename00 0
ha, this happened to me on my itouch. i was talking to my friend, and meant to say "hang out" but instead it changed it to "we should go "hang ourselves" on sunday".
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roadace20 0
i dont see how this is an issue if your phone is anything like my phone it gives you like 2 seconds to cancel the message before it sends and even if you didnt notice it then just send another message that says *on not that big of a deal unless you make it one
starberries 0
Right, because "Why don't we on out on Saturday" makes a whole lot of sense. It's supposed to say GO.
Chaaar 0
hahaha this is just way to funny. sorry dude, but if she wont call you again after you've told her it was a mistake, then she's just not worth it.
Chaaar 0
And, perhaps she should be able to consider, that it could be a fault caused by the T9 (; Personally, I would just laugh afterwards. #18, sounds like a lot of fun :D
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for not paying attention to what you type. And also for not bothering to explain the typo. you fail :)
HeatherFeatherB 31
Exactly. I can't stand how people use "predictive text" as an excuse for typing something incorrect. Does no one read their text message before sending?
Cwissy 0
Just explain it. Its happened to me way to many times since i have the habit of texting with out looking at the keypad. My friends get the message though since i do it often enough.
Jlevrt 0
i HATE predictive text
PaperCaper 11
33 i think you missed the point.
beepelati 5
yup. you definitly did.
ezioaudatore 0
shouldve said the fast food place in n out
Jazzalyn 10
I wonder why OP didn't just text said girl back again explaining his mistake.