Intimacy: Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally...

By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Monday 30 April 2012 18:53

Tell him no

IdontWanna69 8

Monday 30 April 2012 18:54

Seems legit.

Comments

Llamacod 11

Monday 30 April 2012 18:59

Sounds like a legitimate ad reply to me

UnloadedChexmix 1

Monday 30 April 2012 18:59

Take this oppurtunity and sell them to others. Just make sure your address is in no way attached.

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 30 April 2012 19:00

Anything to make money. Model for him, but bring pepper spray, a gun, a katana, grenades, a minigun, a bazooka and maybe a kitten (for distraction).

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 30 April 2012 19:05

Are you volunteering, Noor?

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 30 April 2012 19:07

Noor, how could we control a zombie? *it* might kill OP!

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Monday 30 April 2012 19:12

Then the guy could get the stockings and suspenders on OP without a struggle.

Demonfish 14

Monday 30 April 2012 20:56

Zombies can be house trained... Right? :P

lolfood 24

Tuesday 1 May 2012 2:22

Yes, yes they can

emeraldisle 30

Monday 30 April 2012 19:01

You never know what you'll get on craigslist.

Blueglasscup 18

Monday 30 April 2012 19:02

Noor, i'm not gonna lie. Your new profile picture scared the hell outta me.

muFilter 19

Monday 30 April 2012 19:03

Hey, some of us need all the help we can get. Shopping for clothes is hard.

wellnevermind 4

Monday 30 April 2012 19:06

Erm.... So are you going to do it or not?

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 30 April 2012 19:06

Ask him if you could skip that and go straight into sex. Just to avoid the whole putting it on and taking it off moment, that just cuts into his valuable day!