Intimacy: Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally...

By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Monday 30 April 2012 18:53

Tell him no

IdontWanna69 8

Monday 30 April 2012 18:54

Seems legit.

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Ruffclue 9

Monday 30 April 2012 19:18

Smart marketing skills. Tell him just not yet - say u wanna sell ur unwanted shirt/jeans and take a photo with them and ask him if he is interested in ur stockings ( the one ull be wearing in the picture). And crop ur face out or blurr it - and tell him u can see my face when u bring the money. U can really make 3 bills out of this guy.

natureboyn 6

Monday 30 April 2012 20:33

Now thats marketing skills

katcot99 11

Monday 30 April 2012 19:20

I don't want to live on this earth anymore, SMH

flockz 19

Monday 30 April 2012 19:42

*planet* unless there's multiple earths like you're suggesting, which would mean that i would be so universally mindfucked that i would be able to smell every cavity and crease of my rectum because my head would be shoved so far up my ass.

tylersign 11

Monday 30 April 2012 22:31

*There are*

FireFlie07 20

Monday 30 April 2012 19:24

This is why I stay away from Craigslist

pexy_fml 16

Monday 30 April 2012 19:25

Is he really interested by the coat ? I think he is a pervert

Mnemosyne_Love 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:27

You're so observant.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 30 April 2012 19:35

coats with benefits.... Tell him yes, then show up fully clothed, in a "stocking cap" and overall suspenders. Not what he meant? Tell him, no refunds, and next time be more ******* specific!