Intimacy: Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally...

By NotAModel - 30/04/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By Natasha - 29/10/2015 08:58 - United States - Seattle

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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Boston_4_Life 3

Monday 30 April 2012 18:53

Tell him no

IdontWanna69 8

Monday 30 April 2012 18:54

Seems legit.

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bloomgirlbec 6

Monday 30 April 2012 20:02

Hahahahahaha

davek 36

Monday 30 April 2012 20:03

Craigslist, don't ya just love it?

mnscrewup 0

Monday 30 April 2012 20:11

Sounds like a compliment to me...

groupleader 7

Monday 30 April 2012 20:22

Hey, I had a very good reason for that request. If you don't want to sell me your coat, I guess we're done.

eyecon502 13

Monday 30 April 2012 20:34

At least he asked on the phone and not in person...then things would have gotten really awkward.

ElricMustang 23

Monday 30 April 2012 20:36

That kinda creeped me out, too

Demonfish 14

Monday 30 April 2012 21:00

Just out of curiosity, who was it that zombified you, and did you hack them to pieces before you turned?

E001mek 5

Monday 30 April 2012 21:05

that sounds like a compliment. why is this an FML?

Petunia888 13

Monday 30 April 2012 21:32

Well, shit, lady, what the hell did you expect from Craigslist? Donate it to someone in need.

babyshaft408 8

Monday 30 April 2012 21:46

Gotta love crAigslist

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