Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML
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Today, I got out of bed and saw muddy footprints next to it. They were at least three sizes bigger than mine. I live alone. FML
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
Today, I dried my hands on the same towel I used this morning to wipe up a few shards of glass. You can't see the small splinters in my hands, but believe me, I can feel them. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
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peacheso 31
You need to invest in some cameras and an alarm system ASAP!
Wizardo 34
It could have been there from another time people visited. If someone's hand left grease or dirt on the mirror then its much harder for condensation to form on it, hence, the print. I doubt that you're being haunted OP.
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Comments (110)
HazelGrace 10
WTF?? I WOULD SHIT MYSELF.
yzzob 3
eww no. you need to clean
willliamfriend 18
I read this and I'm in bed. Crap.
Bladed 3
Little dead children haunt your house.
jet86ultra 4
burn the house down and move to the north pole
TGRScythe 10
well interestingly enough if ANYONE within a year touches a mirror with oily hands the image or print will remain until removed.
asargent 14
That's normal... Your handprints shrink due to steam and condensation
ayomaggots 8
GTFO THAT HOUSE NOW! RUN LIKE YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!!
SaintJohnny 2
the reason is gnomes, the reason is ALWAYS gnomes
jesselemky 3
Sounds like something that would happen at my house along with babies crying when we dont have one hearing people have conversations when no one else is home and the occasional object literally getting thrown in your direction when you walk past it