rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GM38
Melbourne, United States
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Dumped and pregnant
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Darkparcero33
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Anonymous
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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SoultheWolf 19
You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.
zingline89 18
Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!
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Comments (129)
bettyloohoo 0
What an ass!
kraz8 1
What, didn't learn about protection in your part of the world yet?
kyle515 3
get some condoms next time! by the way, your boyfriend sucks. maybe he foerboded that before the broke up
brookedenardo 4
now THIS is a real FML. i'm really sorry.
starlight124 6
Did you tell him? Because if he broke up with you after he found out he sucks
clairetlse_fml 4
I'm sorry, i'm not from an english speaking country so, what exactly means OP ?
eein 5
Dont you try to kill ur baby then !! He or she is innocent by d way just stay cool even hurts when ur belly is grower n without a husbad or partner just try to be strong woman ! Nothing cant be blame just face and carry on ok !! If you can take a good decision better be you talk to ur ex please figure out u both problem ok ? God be with you and be blessing mother :)
thejargogler 4
ABORTION TIME
dolphinhead 3
One more prego person in this world
CoCoFoShoHoe 0
CHILD SUPPORT!!