rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
GM38
Melbourne, United States
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Dumped and pregnant
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Darkparcero33
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Anonymous
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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SoultheWolf 19
You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.
zingline89 18
Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!
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Comments (129)
john443 5
Look at the bright side, you are having a baby! Good luck :)
DarthVader77 9
Man is my hero! ;)
sugarbear0727 19
You have a few options. Go to planned parenthood and get an abortion. Keep the baby and make him pay child support, but also know that this gives him the right to see and keep his child for at least 2 or 3 days a week. You can carry the baby, and find a loving couple that is eager to start their own family but isn't able to due to infertility or some other problem.
SynysterNero 20
First of all we don't know why the guy left so we can only assume he is a dick. Also he didn't know she was pregnant so that isn't his fault.
Kirbyzx 16
Welp, time for an abortion.
randome101 12
YDI enough said.
alex_gen 39
YDI. Don't want a baby? Don't have unprotected sex.