Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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SoultheWolf 19
You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.
zingline89 18
Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!
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Comments (129)
G1ZZY 0
kill him. sorry, thats my opinion
neithn87 3
Not his
sematariux 7
I honestly think with her stupid screen name, she's probably just a dramatic ass teenager who's crying pregnant to get her little Wiener back.. Just my .02
radicaledward84 10
aw, I'm sorry. I also just found out I'm pregnant and my bf left when he heard the news. Chin up, worry about you and the baby first, and I hope everything works out for the best.
other121 2
No pun intended?
DollyDope 17
Perhaps he will reconsider your relationship
KUSH45 0
****
nayanaya 2
he cant dò that... And also can u tell me how was your relationship? If it was just for romance then its totally ur fault that u went so far and also without any kinda safety...
ashanleygrl 1
I am so sorry, the same thing happened to me a few months ago, it does get better. Best of luck!
ilikefood1015 0
At least it wasn't a positive HIV test