Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Bad year
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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SoultheWolf 19
You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.
zingline89 18
Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!
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Comments (129)
ZDR 11
..eh its the usual, once the sex happens a breakup follows through!
gohogs518 4
Maybe if he's a bad boyfriend, consider adoption. If you're not ready to be a mom, and your boyfriend and you aren't working out, bringing a child into the mix isn't necessarily going to fix it. There are so many amazing, stable married couples who would love to be parents. If its not your time, give the gift of life and wait for the right person to raise a child and have a family with. There's a reason you broke up
merko 8
Your ex is an asshole, i hope everything works out for ya :/
karen1991 15
Hugs! Am sorry love.
Nard729 3
Abortion time!
Nard729 3
Planned Parenthood is available for situations like this.
SayuriMiku 1
I'm sorry. :(. Hopefully you all can work it out. Even if not hopefully he'll still help you out and be there for you.
marisadc79 0
That's got to be a huge shock I hope you can work it out or at least get along for the sake of the baby but yes FYL and to those who say you deserved it wow get a life
tj4234 36
congratulations. You don't need that asshole.
lylee001 6
The same thing happened to me. It was hard and sad doing it on my own but I persevered and now he is in her life and we are parenting together. All worked out because we kept our child the priority. I hope all goes well for you.