Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Take your time
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
It's not you, it's you
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Drama!
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
The age-old story
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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mattlikesfunions 22
Tell her about the awesome girl you met (insert date you met here) and wait for her to realize you mean her
albertozeta_fml 9
Next time dream less and act more.
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Comments (112)
Ipsum629 13
epic friendzone
outtie3000 7
That happened to me just recently. I feel your pain.
Raxier2112 6
You just took the fast track to the friend zone
Undecidedlime 6
a moment of silence for our lost brother...
Venasaur1 9
Im sorry OP, that is truly tragic :(
bitchthankyou 4
if you haven't already, nut up and tell her how you feel and that you think you two should date. if she's telling you about other dudes it may be late, but hopefully not too late. show her that anyone can make themselves look cool for a day, but you''ve stuck around for months, and that means more than a one-day attraction.
kevinhlee93 7
either she's as dull as a goldfish or she continuously thought that you guys were F w/ B sooo TELL HER
SkitchOK 5
she may be seeing how you react to it. don't be a chump and let her get away - prove to her that you're the man of her dreams
Will21 14
Another one lost to the friend zone.
Lonely_islands 5
it might have been a ploy to get you jealous enough so that you would ask her out, ya know?