Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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mattlikesfunions 22
Tell her about the awesome girl you met (insert date you met here) and wait for her to realize you mean her
albertozeta_fml 9
Next time dream less and act more.
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Comments (112)
Brilliant66star 17
Sorry things didn't work out for you this time. My feeling is that you might be a couple right now, had you offered her some type of commitment. To be kind, you must wish her luck; if they don't match, though, act with deliberation. Good Luck..! FYL. And YDI.
VoodooPriestess 16
Now you know to define the relationship.
Young_43 2
if it's been months of dinners and coffee you deserve it you should have cuffed a long time ago
ThunderTheRad 14
If she ever breaks up, support her! I bet she will. You'll probably get a GF like that.
JCal585 8
You should have closed that deal sooner.
mattmsk005 8
If you have been doing stuff with her for months, and u haven't made a move then YDI.
Cemetery87 10
Are you kidding me? She doesn't owe you a relationship because you did a few nice things for her. I feel if you didn't tell her your intentions you are the one who led her on tricking her into thinking you were a nice guy friend, when you just wanted sex or a relationship. Girl: You just got 10 points on your nice guy card! Time for me to give you the sex you so rightly deserve! Guy: Hot diggity!
harish3693 9
dude. seriously FYL
Brownie02 10
Tell her about the amazing girl you met. How you love the way she smiles, her cute laugh, everything you love about her. Tell her that the girl you met is already interested in someone else. Then tell her the exact date you met her and look her in the eye when saying it. Pause for about 5 seconds and look away. Then make an excuse and leave. Give her 3 days. If she doesn't realize you're talking about her then just don't even picture yourself with her. She's obviously too blind to realize that you're the one she should be with. If she realizes but doesn't feel the same then I hope you don't fall in a deep depression because the girl of your dreams broke your heart. If she does feel the same, never let her go, keep her as long as possible. The girl of your dreams will finally officially become part of your life and heart. Whatever you do, keep her, never let her go.
SquishyIcebat666 5
Gotta make a move or get left in the dirt sweetie