Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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mattlikesfunions 22
Tell her about the awesome girl you met (insert date you met here) and wait for her to realize you mean her
albertozeta_fml 9
Next time dream less and act more.
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Comments (112)
pipipiyo 12
Might be worth a shot to let her know how you feel about her straight up, might help you get that weight off your chest, because clearly she either doesn't seem to have gotten it by this point or was clearly messing with you. Sorry bro.
Aquaman911 18
Whip out your dick and tell her, "You gonna learn today". XD
brivielle 15
Wow!!!! Free drinks and food for a month. You a coupon or something?? Speak up man.. FYL
1two3four5six 23
Maybe the girl was paying or they split it. Why do people assume the guy always pays for everything?
KVKdragon 26
Societal stereotypes and gender roles. Like how "emasculating" it is for a man to be unabashed with his emotions. It's half of why my own father doesn't consider me a man. I'm not afraid to embrace my emotions, express my emotions, and care about other people's/my own emotions (all within reason, of course). The other half is that I don't fit his repressive boring mold of adulthood. But I really don't care. I define what is masculine and mature for me lol (even though masculinity and femininity are merely sociological constructs)
brivielle 15
#83 awwwww..what a tale :)
edward80 18
Months without making a move, means you are already in the friend-zone.
GirlGamer12345 22
the months of dinners were the move
dutchy86 20
show some respect for our brother in the friend zone
TheOneSM 6
That is a normal catalyst that a girl would do, for you to make a move. She is waiting for you and so anxious to have you in bed with her. Just tell her that you LOVE her, and that she is the dream of your life (even it wasn't true). If she rejects, then go to plan B. Plan B: Make her fall in love with you, and then dumb her big time (break her heart, and don't be weak) :D
temmera 16
This is just really bad advice.
brivielle 15
#17 You must really love high school movies..
nitrog100 21
By "a few nights together", it is implied that you did the horizontal monster mash. If that's the case, it seems that you were more or less together. Either she's seriously clueless, or she was giving you a hint.
Cemetery87 10
or you know, maybe women can have causal sex too for their own pleasure with out wanting a relationship. Just a thought.
Queenie2014 11
If you're a grown man still complaining about the friend zone, you deserve to be single .
infectedsense 15
I agree with #19, it sounds like they slept together, in which case she's pretty harsh to do this. If you sleep with someone more than once you should really clarify what kind of relationship you actually have with each other. Fyl OP
DestinyNiya 33
Awww. I feel you, OP. Something similar happened with me yesterday. :(