Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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mattlikesfunions 22
Tell her about the awesome girl you met (insert date you met here) and wait for her to realize you mean her
albertozeta_fml 9
Next time dream less and act more.
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Comments (112)
msunique_me 13
Ouch!! Friend zoned!!
MisterGasMoney 16
MOVE IN ON HER NOW. DON'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY
joemud 13
If she doesn't kiss you by the second date, she's in it for the food. -Albert Einstein
wildsweetchild 19
You've got massively friendzoned...sorry buddy...happens.
SparksTheSadie 18
No. Not that shit again. Get over it, the friendzone doesn't exist.
sjbartholome 14
Only those who put people in the friendzone deny that it exists. It's very much a real thing so denying it will not be very effective.
ShenaniganNinja 20
From what he said, they spent a few nights together. Sounds like they slept together.
wildsweetchild 19
Friends with benefits?...He benefited from sleeping with her few times, she from food.
vikky538 29
i think you are one level higher than friend zone ...friends with benefit zone.. otherwise she wont spend some nights with you...
SoulReaper8858 2
I am going to give you some life advice my friend, and that's Use Your Words. we have this remarkable thing built within us that allows us to communicate. I still think you have a chance, but you have to use your words. she wouldn't have told you about the other guy if she wasn't wanting you to make a move. so, do it.
Noreason89 6
And this folks is why you make your intentions clear
someguyhere 12
This is clearly your own fault. Instead of taking her out for drinks all the time, it would of been easier and cheaper to just go for a walk and let her know your interested. Change your method!
underthesea12 24
That's what you get for not making your feelings known
Attacksloth 33
What do you mean "nights spent with her"? The correct definition usually involves condoms or at the very least undressing and foreplay, not watching a movie, not sitting there talking politics, and after months you or her should have thrown around the term boyfriend or girlfriend.