By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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RedPillSucks 31

Try a little less hard next time.

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mintcar 9

Stick around, prove them wrong and soon you'll be Matt The Awesome.

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walmartpaysme 15

That just doesn't have the same ring to it. :(

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jaredofmo 22

Welcome to the family!

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TheMathMajor 26

14, people call me Hannah Banana or Hannah Montana -.- I try putting an end to that pretty quickly.

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perdix 29

Wearing a T-shirt you made with their family name on it is just a little too obsequious!

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ilovesarcasm 18

FareedaChip and FareedaoLay. The family was original with the flavored name puns.

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