By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

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Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
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Action_Bastard 0

That man is full of WIN.

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fmlwinnn 0

so your boyfriend has a sense of humor. OMG no way!! FYL!!!! let him have a sense of humor, OP.

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perdix 29

That's one way to get out of the irritating, obligatory, post-coital "cuddling." He's blown his load, he's done. Once he can get you to sleep, he can go out have more fun.

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coffee_enima 0

perdix, that may be the most intelligent comment I've ever seen on this site.

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Phustercluck 11

I love Cuddling! Why would you blow that off? ...and only one go? lulz VVVV Big spoon looking for little spoon.

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Doortje 29

I guess he had a little more planned for you...

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amerwin 3

haha got you with the old pen-is-dulum trick. ydi for wanting to stay awake.

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NomsdePourquoi 3

how was he able to make the "sounds of a clock" and still able to say "you are getting sleepy"?

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cgchamp89 7

are you retarded? it was probably one after the other

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sourgirl101 28

You (tick) are (tock) getting (tick)....^^^^^Probably the way this person told you.

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NomsdePourquoi 3

nice suit. you look like you tongue punch fart boxes for money.

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afghan_angel 0

As u said it amazing sex... so why r u complaining women!

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Phustercluck 11

She's drunk. She's just seeing...errr reading double, so she thinks their is more than one woman involved.

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jitterbug25 0

22 you are ******* hott!!!;)

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AssDan 0

He was trying to hypnotize you so he could finish you off with a nice alabama hot pocket.

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