Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
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Top comments
hiddydiddy 0
rude people nowadays... :(
Doortje 30
Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.
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Comments (110)
KurtManson 0
it makes it "worse" because it's making all the pimples come out it happens with all acne treatments
DukeOfSaoPaulo 0
Get some witch hazel, and some moisturizer, maybe. Idaho's awful on your skin, it's total desert here. Moisturizer will make your skin overall better, and witch hazel will work on zits without drying your skin out. I've got awful dry skin, and in the awful dry climate, that's all that works for me.
kitkatt978 5
y'all should get the sonic wave. it works
CptGap 0
she gave u a tip what's wrong with that
sykokitti 15
truth hurts, hope this motivates you to clear it up.. a good and natural way to help is slicing an aloe leaf and applying the gooey insides b4 bed, it works and feels so good when its fresh out the fridge
Carebear423 0
I agree with 70. who would want to look like Justin bieber?!
UnevenElephant 1
Does it really? I know it's supposed to be great, but it did nothing for me.
Havin 19
This irrelevant, but 77 is that white tiger swimming? Too cute!
jjmiller1001 17
Oh my, was it a whole 20 pounds??? Guess you should get Xboxing ass of the couch and see what real sunlight is!!!!!
kittenzZz 4
You don't NEED to tell her to have a good day..